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Apr 30 2009

Octo-Mom’s child has black eye: The 2-year-old bit him

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The good news, if there ever is any good news involving Suleman, is that the child with the black eye was 4-year-old Aidan Suleman. After an investigation by CPS, one of the 2-year-old twins was blamed for the bite marks, and constant falling episodes, on Aidan’s part, were to blame for the black eye. Although police have made several visits to the Suleman resident over the past year that have involved missing children, trapped children, or children lacking proper parental care, the incident will remain under investigation, and it is assumed the children will remain with their mother. Okay, as a mother and grandmother, it’s truly heart-warming to hear that a 2-year-old was blamed for the bite marks, because we all know how well they communicate their feelings and actions.

Why not blame a 2-year-old? Their communication skill-level is barely above that of the family dog, who is more capable of telling you that he is hungry and wants to be fed than the toddler. We’re all certain that Suleman would not strike one of her children, because she would be required to be within arms length of the children. From the reports that came about when Angels in Waiting were in the home, Suleman is most often in her room opening “fan mail.” So the kid fail, what about the missing and trapped children? Why is this woman still running around free, she has defrauded the government and the taxpayers of thousands of dollars and plans an acting/reality career? Fear of staving off the inevitable, is only putting the children in harms/mom’s way.

Speaking of harm’s way, and we were, what does one say to the fiancée when he has been accused of murder and robbery? Meagan McAllister, the long-suffering fiancée of Phillip Markoff, managed a 30-minute, candid conversation with him yesterday. The setting, a dingily decorated investigation room where the two former lovers sat discussing what had happened (murder and robbery of hookers), and what will happen next (an impending court date and possibly death penalty). It’s impossible not to feel sorry for this young woman as no one could predict what any of us would feel at this point, but really, did she not know that he had some strange characteristics? When a man comes home with more money than he had when he left there is bound to be suspicions; anything ranging from sells of dope to betting on the horses. My husband plays the brackets while he’s bowling and has, on occasion, come home with more money (no great denominations) than what he had when he left to bowl. Ah, maybe not, maybe she thought that he was just the lucky recipient of some off-the-wall contest. Perhaps pennies do fall from Heaven, and cash grows on trees, or maybe she just didn’t ask thinking that ignorance is bliss.

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Apr 29 2009

Water Boarding: Olbermann calling Hannity chicken

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To acknowledge Olbermann as anyone of credence, the Fox gang and Hannity would first have to acknowledge MSNBC as anything other than Obama’s mouthpiece and that’s impossible. MSNBC views water boarding as horrible because that is what Obama says that it is, and they view the need to spend Americans into poverty because that is what Obama says it will take to turn the economy around. In other words, MSNBC is only allowed to have a view if it agrees with the Obama administration, and it’s clear that Olbermann would like to be able to say what he thinks, but he is no longer allowed to think.

The Air Force water boards all pilots during their training, and only a few have seen flying saucers. Of those few that have seen flying saucer, at least 6 have met Mother Goose, and 5 have an intimate relationship with well-known, long-dead movie stars, so if that is the worst that we did to the terrorist it would be more than they have actually enjoyed since birth. Which is worse, facing death by your own hand, or talking to Marilyn Monroe? The anal probes of aliens are probably not a welcomed event, but what the heck; you get to fly around in a space ship. All of which adds up to exactly nothing, because our torture could not possibly measure up to what has been done to others by the terrorist themselves.

Hannity works for Fox news and is allowed to say what he feels, while Olbermann works for MSNBC scam sheets and has only the opinion he is given. Will Hannity contact Olbermann and take him up on his offer? He didn’t make the offer to Olbermann. He made the offer to Charles Grodin, and it was in jest, so why even bother considering what Olbermann has to say or offer?

Personally, I feel that the president of the United States owes the people of New York an apology for frightening them out of their wits, but instead he gave a half-baked, “It was a mistake and it won’t happen again,” reference to the press concerning Air Force One’s buzzing of the New York skyline. His demeanor did not say he was sorry; in fact, it looked like he was stifling a laugh. When Obama pens his memoirs they will best be described as the ramblings of a would-be dictator, turned comedic talent for some third-world dictator’s late night radio show. And maybe, just possibly, he will be able to get MSNBC a spot as the leading news and information for that same third-world dictator.

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Apr 28 2009

Obama Administration: Playing with taxpayer property

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As one of the commenter’s on the yahoo boards stated, “an 8-year-old could have photo-shopped Air Force One with the statue of Liberty.” It’s feasible that Obama did not know the plane was in the air, but it’s unlikely. The number one reason to believe that Obama knew the plane was headed to New York is that he forgets that the perks of the office of the president of the United States do not belong to him, and has had a really great time flying around the country/world at the expense of the taxpayer. If you took Obama’s plane for a flight without his knowledge, and he wanted to use it, there would be a tantrum in the offing.

He proved that there are far more people still frightened of the terrorist than the polls have shown, and in the aftermath left a flunky to take the blame for the stupidly planned stunt. Obama has the mentality of a 5-year-old when something happens, its either Bush’s fault or some peon that he has chosen to bear the brunt of a deed gone wrong. While most 5-year-olds don’t have a cabinet of idiot-followers willing to take the blame, the 5-year-old will choose the boogieman instead. In our house, there was a little blue man that neither my husband or I ever met, but often knew was responsible for something stupid. In Obama’s White House, there are no guilty parties, just a rash move followed by a lame excuse.

The dignity and the obligation of the office of president insist that the buck stops there, but no more, not since Obama took office. Now, it’s anyone to blame other than the man giving the orders and taking little, if any, advice. We never gave the keys to our trucks to the kids when they displayed ineptitude for taking responsibility, and yet we allow the 5-year-old in the White House to play with public property. Fortunately the president rarely drives, and flying is less likely for a man that cannot talk without a teleprompter; however, getting the big bird shot down is a real possibility when it is being used for publicity stunts. From now until the hoped for days at the end of his term, if the right hand cannot let the left hand know what it is doing, better that the right hand should be slapped hard when it screws up. If we are going to pay for these stunts, then it should be put to public vote before Air Force One leaves the ground again. Take the toys away from the president before someone loses an eye.

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Apr 27 2009

Chucky Cheese: True torture in a stuffed mouse costume

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If the U. S. had truly wanted to torture the inmates/terrorist of Guantanamo Bay, they could have made them attend endless parties at any of the Chucky Cheese establishments nationwide. Anyone above the age of 35 can tell you that the noise level alone is enough to make people yell “Uncle.” There are no sedatives passed out at the door. There’s no hard liquor allowed, and numerous pings from the many game consoles, songs from whatever video has been chosen to entertain, and children running wild will make one wish they had a gun aimed at the temple of their head. We have attended two such parties in the last year, and bamboo shoots under the fingernails seems almost like a wet dream compared to the torture that an aging adult experiences at Chucky Cheese.

The latest of these parties saw one grandson who was frightened of the mouse, and a granddaughter who kept backing away from fear that the large gray thing might come near her. The teenagers that work in these places are always happy, and I have wondered if they have a stash of some illicit drug in the back that is given before each shift. There is not enough Valium, Darvon, or Loritab on the planet to keep an aging adult sedated for an hour in one of these places. However, the children love it. Of course they love it, they run wild like animals in a forest and are allowed to yell, scream, and sing to their little heart’s content. It would be the perfect place if there were a sign on the door that stated, “No grown ups allowed beyond this point.”

I’ll take water boarding as opposed to listening to the Chucky Cheese song. I’ll take crickets in my cell, and nudity over the many pings, pongs, dings, and dongs of the game consoles. A padded cell with no windows or openings would be the ideal place for such as the party occasion at Chucky Cheese. It’s enough to make the average adult, age 35 and above, give up their license, social security, and bank account numbers, in order to escape unscathed and without the need of psychiatric treatment from one of these parties. Thirty minutes of Chucky Cheese would have been the ideal torture to get any terrorist to give up the locations of future attacks in the United States.

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Apr 25 2009

Suggestion Box: How the president will solve financial worries

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Now that the president has seen the lack of humor the American public holds toward the massive spending by congress, he wants government employees to suggest ways to cut back on spending. We pay the president $400,000 a year to think for us, and he is letting the janitor decide how to save money…okay, that’s over-simplifying it, but it does run along those lines.

It was pointed out in an interview that the main problem with the government is that most have never run or managed a business. They have no banking experience, few if any have engineering degrees, and the only governing forces that require a background of any kind is the military portion of the government. This government has tried to take over banking, the Auto industry, health care, and they cannot even budget themselves.

Nancy Pelosi’s idea of budgeting is to use military planes instead of private jets. Presumably we send troops to California every weekend; therefore her flight home is paid for in advance. The last time Hillary Clinton had an irrational dispute; she and the other woman were tossed out of a New York nightclub. The senators have discovered that they can eat in the cafeteria but no doubt such a move has increased medical care due to lack of in-house policing by the government-there’s mold growing on the salad buffet. According to the latest little ditty produced by DHS, 95 percent of Americans are terrorist so there is no need to waste paper and printer ink to produce such long and ineffective documents.

The president could stay home instead of travelling to other countries to bow, scrape, and apologize for the country he is supposed to serve. This measure would cut back on jet fuel, hotel rooms, and fine dining…not forgetting about the vast amount of security that is required to take him around the world safely. Several times we have seen media film of his daughters getting off Marine One with their school back packs, do the girls take Marine One to and from school? GM needs business, buy a few new cars, it’s cheaper. The weekly appearances on television must be costing a small fortune; he is on the television more than reruns of Andy Griffith, I love Lucy, and the Nanny, combined.

Let those who have been making payments on their homes, keep their homes and the people that cannot make the payments can move into the large assortment of vacant apartments across the country. If GM, Chrysler, and any other vehicle manufacturers are failing, let them fail. We never needed that many choices. Quit sending money to other countries for aid, and spend time aiding and abetting the American populace.

Just a few suggestions the president might want to consider, before he fast tracks the next several billion on an ill fated, unneeded, government decision.

Dffallis

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Apr 24 2009

Cat Fight in Congress: I smoked but I didn’t inhale

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Nancy Pelosi’s explanation of what she knew and did not know, and when she knew it sounded more like Bill Clinton’s statement about marijuana. Years ago, when graduating seniors were still peeing their diapers, Bill Clinton told reporters that he had smoked marijuana but he did not inhale. Today, actually yesterday, Nancy Pelosi said that the counselors for those involved in the interrogation of terrorist had not detailed the tactics that would be used to elicit information about future terrorist attacks. Pelosi stumbled, mumbled, and hand wave through an oratory on her supposed non-information situation while her eyes darted widely about the reporters. She looked like maybe she did inhale and possibly there was someone in the crowd that could help her through her misery. In Texas we call these actions, “the deer in headlights syndrome” and we know that the animal making all the noise is the target.

My husband and I are Americans, not republicans, not democrats, not liberals, not conservatives, not libertarians, and not independents, just Americans. We’re in our 50s-the golden years, or so they tell us-and have seen many catfights on Capital Hill, but this one is among the best ever recorded by the media. There’s a better than average chance that America would not be in the economically unstable condition we see today, if those on the hill had not spent so much money backstabbing, philandering, and witch hunting over the years. We’ve had good presidents, bad presidents, and worse presidents, and the one sitting pretty this year is no better than the one that just left office. Secretary Clinton has the most experience for the job she was assigned and she has no clue what to do about the situation in Pakistan. Janet Napolitano should just shut up, because her mouth opens, her foot goes in, and everybody is pissed off by the time extraction occurs. The economy has all but slid down the proverbial toilet and they’re arguing about who knew what when, and whether or not we should prosecute men that acted in the best interest of the country.

MSNBC cannot explain to it’s stockholders why their interest in biased media coverage was justified, and then, low and behold the news breaks that not only had the government bailed out one of their corporate concerns, but that the same company hoped to be positioned by the new president for a more than lucrative financial move. It was just their “dumb luck” that one of their many stockholders is a producer for Fox News. He questioned the inability of the interviewer who sat and listened to Janeane Garofalo rant about tea bagging rednecks-she still doesn’t know what a redneck is-and was unable to add some sense to the interview, or a more positive prospective surrounding the reality of the tea parties.

So this morning, the statistics read Americans-0, the president somewhere between 48-65 (depending upon the poll you have read), Napolitano-0, Pelosi a minus-0, Clinton confused, and the men on Capital Hill wondering how long they will have a job. We cannot rate the CIA because they have more or less gone into hiding-no one knows anything and they do not want too. The FBI and the secret service may have given up the ghost and are now joining Bill Clinton in smoking and not inhaling. George Bush is in Texas, and probably for the first time in 8-years, enjoying the media circus and congressional melee with the rest of us. Statistically speaking, this administration is right on schedule.

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Apr 23 2009

Yahoo News: AP poll shows confidence high on Obama

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The AP poll, per yahoo news, says that people are high on Obama’s political agenda and still have confidence in his administration. Polling my neighborhood, I could appropriately state that 55 percent of the neighbors are against mowing their yards, because their yards are a mess. Okay, our yard is a mess too, but polls are done based off information obtained and then figured into a generalization of the people most likely to give the solicited answers on the favorable side of the poll. When the poll says that 58 percent are in favor of one thing, while 32 percent are against it, and 10 percent are undecided, the poll was most likely done by those who already knew what side the answers needed to lean toward, and then figured in the people that would be available to take a poll (people not in a place of work), how they were registered, and what their financial circumstances were at the time of the polling. If you want a democrat to come out ahead in the poll, then you poll in a predominantly democratic district; however, even those who voted democrat might have become somewhat indifferent to the candidate chosen, so that accounts for the 32 and 10 percent of people giving answers that were unexpected.

And no one thinks that this poll comes at a strange time, considering the outcome of the last few days?

This was a question I had yesterday, “Is there a Monica Lewinsky coming to forefront?” The answer maybe, “yes” when they get to the bottom of the ‘why’ in the death of the Freddie Mac CFO. This man had a wife and small daughter, a nice home, a good job, and was 41-years-old, so why did he kill himself? What did he know that was so devastating to him that he felt the need to end it all? The man was found dead at 4:30 yesterday morning, and the president made decisions on prosecuting, or at least opening the door to prosecution for torture, shortly there after…I didn’t make it up, it’s the way the news hit the yahoo home page. With the vested interested of Obama and congress in the Freddie Mac/Fannie Mae Corporation, you would think that they would have been more inclined to make statements about what this could mean as far as the company is concerned, and how it will affect stability within the company. Strangely enough, silence from the all-too talky, do-nothing government.

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Apr 22 2009

Obama Wags the Dog: Lessons in shadow casting

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You’re president of the United States and have been caught baring the American butt to the world, not including the goofs in well-known policies carried out by thugs like Chavez, so what to do…what to do? You throw shadows, but then you think, is this the right shadow? Unlike Peter Pan, this new move to dwell in the past will come back to bite Obama in the butt, because it will bring back the hurt, pain, and distrust that was felt the day after the towers fell. The twelfth of September was a shining moment that portrayed Americans at their best, and it’s not to be trifled with. People across America from all walks of life broke the color boundaries and found common ground in the face of a nation that had been attacked. It was a time, in the history of this country, when each man held the hand of another without prejudice or misgivings and we proudly stood for what America truly is, a free nation.

Prosecuting the men who acted to keep us safe would be the equivalent of prosecuting every American that has gone to war to keep this country and many others out of the hands of thugs and terrorist all over the world. And for what…so that Obama does not have to hear any criticism from his predecessor, so that his mistakes and faux pas of recent weeks will be swept under the collective media carpet, or do we have another Monica Lewinski coming to the forefront? Politicians, by virtue of their oaths, are bound to serve this country and this latest Democratic move serves no man, or purpose other than the vanity of the president in office. However, we are bound, as Americans, to take into consideration that Obama, Clinton, and none of the prior administration-save Roosevelt and Pearl Harbor-had to make such decisions, because they were not in office when American soil was attacked by terrorist. I cannot imagine what Obama would do if we were attacked by terrorist, because veiled threats and harsh words will not stop them attacking what has recently become a weak nation in the eyes of the world.

Terrorist are men who believe they have the right to attack, rape, maim, and kill, anyone that does not believe as they believe, and they care little for rights of individuals or countries to live unmolested by their activities. These are men with no conscience, no mercy, only orders to kill and keep killing and innocence does not matter to them. Our children, spouses, and way of life were under a dire threat in September of 2001 and the government did what was necessary to protect us from the same type of murdering thugs that this president would have us kowtow and bed with in order to make world harmony. Peace has a price, and the men of this country have always been willing to pay that price to achieve the freedom and the goals of peace. If Obama wants to lie in bed with men and their fleas, then let him rise alone with the itch and disgust of their foul stench, but do not take this nation to the ditches dug by tyranny.

Quit wagging the dog Obama. Perhaps Air Force One is not the only thing that needs to be grounded. Perhaps your morals and your conduct need to be grounded in order to reflect the office that you have taken an oath to serve.

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Apr 21 2009

Chrysler: The ugly child

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While banks want to pay back the money that was borrowed, and the government says, “no” because they want John and Jane Doe to get stock options instead, Chrysler cannot get a date for the prom. However, if we give Chrysler $500 million, the corporation will look more attractive to Fiat, and if we extend that to $5 billion through may, she will get her prom date. Men, are you paying attention to this? To all the husbands that wonder where that beautiful woman went, and why it takes “things” to keep her happy, we’re cheap!

Speaking of broken hearts and bent promises, we come to the plight of black farmers that Obama needed to cozy up with when he was in the running for the Democrat’s choice, and now…well, their date and pockets have been evacuated by the president. As a U S senator, Obama was all about getting the black farmers money owed them by the Department of Agriculture for discrimination, but as the president, he wants them and the law suits to go away. It’s become a harsh reality, to the people of the U S that he just cannot get it through his head that he works for us, not the other way around.

And then, there is Carrie Prejean of San Diego who never had problems getting dates, but she didn’t win the Miss America pageant. Did Perez Hilton’s question cost her the crown? Hm…while I don’t think the government has any right telling anyone who should, can, or will be able to marry, her answer was that she thought marriage should be between a man and a woman. It’s unlikely that her answer cost her the crown, and she was the second runner up, but she answered the question the way she believed. The PC value in any conversation, today, is overrated because people are not supposed to say anything that goes against a popular belief. So, Chrysler cannot get a date, the American people have no representation in Washington D. C., and if you want to be Miss America, do not answer with your head, answer with popular/accepted knowledge and thought.

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Apr 20 2009

B of A’s Profits Double: Confetti strewn across streets of America

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It does the heart good to know that the banks are showing a profit, and it gives the investors more happy mornings for the swell of American pride that we helped saved the banks while plunging the U. S. into bankruptcy. I’ll sleep better tonight knowing that no big bank employees will be standing in welfare lines tomorrow. No indeed, they will be living comfortably in those large, extravagantly furnished homes that most Americans only see on the television set. Gosh, don’t you all feel such pride and joy at knowing that the system works so well to reward crooks and proliferate their lifestyles…I do.

There’s only the other thing; more expensive every time Air Force One leaves the tarmac for points known that gives me the goose pimples and swells my American pride, and that’s the knowing that Americans will be bashed by their president in a new language. This week, while we paid for the fuel that carries the big bird around the world, the president buddied up to thugs…golly gee Beaver, I’m proud as May punch on a December dining table.

I can only imagine the great rewards, we as Americans, will reap from the renewed friendship with a drug lord. Cocaine will decrease in price, the over-worked crystal-meth suppliers in this country can take a break, and with a little luck Mexico will allow Chavez to ship his tainted terror through their borders. Wait, Chavez already ships his tainted booty through Mexico…funny that did not come up in conversation as the president shook hands and accepted Chavez’s great gift of kindness. In fact as gratitude for our pumping hundreds of thousands of dollars into this trip, the U. S. president got a book that basically says what he has been telling ever other country he has visited since his installation in the White House, that Americans are the great damage in the world and we need to be stopped.

If this man makes it 4-years in office, without getting impeached, the psychiatric community will increase their monetary gain four-fold while treating the Americans that deemed freedom a priceless commodity.

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