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It sounds like something from the television series The Twilight Zone, but it happened in Russia during a surgery to remove a tumor. The doctor, looking for a tumor, discovered a 2 inch spruce tree growing inside his patient. The patient’s secret will not cost him what Mel Gibson’s secret tryst on a beach in Costa Rica will costs, because a tree removal is a few thousands while Gibson is receiving a root canal via his anus.

If you’re interested, and I know there is some poor diluted woman with her mind set on chatting up a death row inmate, then you can blog with Scott Peterson—the lying double-dealing murderer of Laci and Connor Peterson. It’s so heart-warming to know that you can have a blog from death row…I did worry that death row inmates got lonely while waiting to get justice.

Among the less interesting pursuits of news, this morning, I came across a bit on Candy Spelling. Poor Candy, she just wants Tori to talk to her. In the history of all “Poor pitiful Me’s” this one pretty much takes the cake. With the advent of computerization and the World Wide Web, there has been no secret too large or small to spill out over the hotbed of information on the Internet. I keep my dirty laundry in baskets—one for whites, one for colors—because I don’t want to see it. Would it not be more seemly if the Hollywood crowd would air theirs’ less?

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