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May 15 2009

Comic Relief: On the outs with congress

Published by dfallis at 9:33 am under Political humor Edit This

This last bit of testimonial trivia, on the part of Nancy Pelosi, may have sunk her battleship. It was unclear if she intended to convince those sitting in the audience that she really did not know about water boarding, or if she was performing some new age congressional dance steps while smiling like a jackass and stumbling over her words. Reporters sitting in the front row at these news conferences might take heed of all the stories that have plagued people whose family members have downed Prozac and bitten loved ones…Pelosi is on something and with her all-too loveable attitude it’s best not to second guess the Prozac diagnosis.

Somehow, I smoked, but I didn’t inhale is no longer working on Capitol Hill. Perhaps Pelosi will be able to obtain papers from her doctor stating that she suffers from Turrets and has moments of utter nonsense in her otherwise normal day; however, even that explanation will not stop the inevitable removal of Pelosi as Speaker of the House. With Pelosi out of congress and flying solo to California, the words “Next victim” will be uttered in the halls of congress, as the bus is hauled away with all the residual victims of bus-slinging clinging to her underbelly and the new speaker will find himself in the spotlight.

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One Response to “Comic Relief: On the outs with congress”

  1. vrajavalaon 15 May 2009 at 8:17 pm edit this

    I think it’s more”Hang with the Bros, out with the Hoes”. Pelosi has a very serious character problem, Alzheimer’s disease, or possibly a side effect of too much botox,although psychiatric side effects have not been noted for botox.
    the Pelosi drama may be a David Axelrod production though.

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