May 23 2009
Pittsburgh Steelers defeat five and six-year-olds for White House luncheon
Aside from giving Nancy Pelosi the stand down order, and having her flanked by other high-ranking democrats for the first press conference since she stuck foot in mouth and could not get it extracted, Obama had lunch with the Steelers because a bus carrying kindergarten students was held up in traffic and missed their tour. Once again we see the reasoning of the Genius-in-chief that knew that his pockets would be better lined and his image much more appealing when viewed by the press amongst a hoard of hungry athletes. Slobbering, caked-up little faces, grinning openly at the supposed world leader was not the news photo-op that Obama had in mind, though I dare say it would have made him appear more human. It would have been a more ‘down-to-earth’ photograph, and would have shown that he really cared about the common man and his family, but let’s face it; he won the election and has had enough of the bothersome common man for the next four years.
Then it comes to another not-so common man that says he does not know that we can call Ortega a dictator, because he was elected to his position. Never mind that failure to vote for the man would mean that you would not repeat the same mistake twice. His next piece of star-struck logical argument, like most liberal democrat-Hollywoodized actors, was that Bush just spent money willy-nilly while Obama has spent money with a plan to improve the broken economy. Yes, Mike Farrell defender of all things truthful, is just the same ole broken record democrat that has stars in his eyes, money in his pockets, and no real sense of what it means to actually have to do manual labor to pay your way in the world. Not all actors have had such luck some actually did/do manual labor during the performance of their craft. Way to go Mike, Ortega is a misunderstood saint trying to lead his broken country out of the depressed state that it has become…did Bush do that too?
Old George, on the other hand, has been lazing about in Texas enjoying the peace and tranquility of walking his dog. Apparently, poop scooping is preferable to running the country; however, if something were to happen to Obama and Biden, the poop-scooping job would fall to the person unlucky enough to act as Nancy Pelosi’s press secretary. If that’s not a midnight horror show from hell, I don’t know what is…well, maybe Biden running the country but he’s too prone to telling the truth to ever be an effectual president.
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It is sad when the kids get left out…”No Mr. President today kids, he’s got to hang out with the NFL players. We will have juice and cookies and watch Sesame Street…That’s fair trade-isn’t it? About as fair as our trade with China!
-JLEck
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Dang I love the Steelers, Come on Football season…
I don’t know about the children part, maybe a scheduling error, but the president always meets with the team who has won the super bowl.
It just happens to be Pittsburgh more often than any other team..
Great article
Great article, I personally would rather see the kids then the Steelers
edpanek, I’m with you…kids are just too much fun. Football players, maybe not so much fun…;)