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We woke up this morning to find out that we’re living in Muslim America…when did that happen? We’ve apologized for our indignant outrage over the 9/11 attacks, and we feel the need to tell the Israelis that they are out of line in their contempt for Palestine. I’m just curious, are we living in Texas or Baghdad?

It seems that at least one news crew will be reporting without sound, because Bo-the White House pet-ate the mic off the camera. Gee, and we do look “so-forward” to those bull chip sessions staged by the White House, almost daily, for the dunderhead-in-chief to assure us that he does not want to be in the banking business, the car business, the home loans business, and the cereal business…some would say he does not want to be in the White House as well, because he is never there. He prefers to fly hither and yon to as many places as is possible before they yank the keys to Air Force One, away, for over abuse of power; not to mention lack of funds to pay for jet fuel.

The whole Muslim America thing bothers this 52-year-old woman with bad knees; bowing to the North five times a day could be a perilous plight into lunacy, met by a bad fall on rough carpet with little give to it. Then there’s the whole burning bush thing accompanied by some stories of UFOs or is that another religion? Whatever, I can say my prayers to God without leaving the comfort of my reclining couch or the discomfort of my computer chair…think I will just stick with the protestant beliefs. No need to call an ambulance five times a day, or call the hubby to come home from work to get me out of the floor.

Most in my family have avoided Catholicism because it required too much bending, stooping, and counting of beads. My dad was born Methodist but my mom converted him to the Church of Christ with her womanly wilds, and the promises of a bath in the font of life. My children are Pentecostal, Baptist, and multi-religiously inclined, so there you have a whole bunch of converting to get everyone on their knees praying to Mecca and Allah.

We only apologize when we’ve actually done something to someone or something with malice…and we’re just having a real rough time understanding why we cannot be righteously indignant when attacked by terrorist. In Obamaland, where everything is simple and beautiful, the dunderhead does not see the real harm done by apologizing to nations that would rather take our heads off than look at us.

So what, our family won’t be invited to the Easter Egg Roll at the White House, and we won’t be getting that anxiously anticipated dividend from our part ownership in GM. And shucks, we probably won’t be entitled to our fair share of taxes when the banks, if the banks ever get to pay back the TARP money. Frankly, we in Texas should be more concerned that if we secede the union, that Texas won’t have a vacancy within a years time, and this time it won’t be the incoming illegals from south of the border but the outraged disenfranchised citizens from the north.

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