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Fox News reports an uproar in the senate late yesterday evening as republicans tried to get bills passed that would stop federal funding to ACORN and open an investigation to into it’s illegal activities, make Pelosi give proof that the CIA lied to her, and the nuclear problems that we face with the North Koreans. Most news online is reporting on North Korea (that’s actually a good thing). Then there’s yahoo news U. S. that reports on how fast teens are texting, climate change, 2 girls put on wrong Continental Express flights, an Iowa man who wonders if his mysterious visitor was his missing son, and funds shut off for nuclear plants.

The restrictions put on North Korea would mean something; only if, the clause that makes the searching of ships was listed as “mandatory.” Mandatory and not optional, but those who would stop ships importing goods to North Korea are not mandated to search ship, just warned that it might be in their best interest.

It’s difficult to decipher how important the rate at which a teenager may be able to text, might be. Certainly, a teenager with numerous friends would want to be expedient in their replies, but they might also want to clean up their rooms, start acting in a more mature and responsible way, and help their parents achieve harmony…but that’s the pipe dream of every parent who suffers the ills of their teenager.

“Climate Change is here now,” or so read the headline. While I did not read the piece on climate change, it’s no doubt the worst ever recorded in modern times, and one more reason why “we as a nation” should make Al Gore a billionaire. Here’s a hint for scientist, the climate changes four times a year, thus the words “fall, winter, spring, and summer,” came into the English language. Ancient man simply said, “Dang, its getting cold. Let’s skin a buffalo.” Or “Dang it’s hot out there, get the eggs. We’re having a warm meal tonight if the sun ever goes down.”

Then 2 girls that got rides to points unknown, and people say, “What, they lost 2 girls?” Come on folks, you don’t even trust the airlines with your baggage, but you let them take your kids? I’m suggesting, “test fly a dog first” preferably the neighbor’s dog and if he makes his destination then pick the kid that is giving you the worst headache and give it a second shot before intrusting your little ones to the airlines.

If you’re not sure if the stranger at your door is your missing son, then maybe that has something to do with why he just didn’t come home for supper one night. And golly gee whillakers, not enough funding for nuclear plants, call North Korea. They might have a few bucks laying around, waiting to be spent on nuclear affairs, and hoping to find the right venue in which to offer assistants.

For the Liberals out there gnashing their teeth at the very mention of Fox News, you should remember that if something were to happen to the Dunderhead-in-Chief, the Wonder kin-in-under-Chief, then Pelosi—the speaker of the loose cannon would become the Dunderhead-in-Chief. Just think about that…think real hard, and then buy a citizenship to any country that will get you as far away as possible.

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