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Jun 24 2009

News: Governor takes a hike, Perez Hilton gets real rebuttal

Published by dfallis at 8:03 am under Humor, Living, News, Politics Edit This

Did you ever have a fight with the wife, get mad, get in the SUV and drive to the nearest airport…change your mind, call a friend and just go hiking for 4 or 5 days? Well…maybe it only happens to governors who are fed up with federal run slam and scam games, and have maybe eaten the wrong thing for dinner. Governor Sanford of South Carolina went missing, not dead, not nuts, just missing for a few days and the rest of the politicians went after him for not advising others of his whereabouts. It’s the main problem with politics and voting for politicians, we forget that these are human beings with emotionally charged issues and expect them to be some sort of infallible super being.

Many men and women know that stress on the job filters into the home and adds to emotional issues that cannot be differentiated, at times, from our personal problems and our vocation. From a female perspective, it’s easy to see a man getting angry or tired and just wanting to get away from everything for a few days, so what if he is the governor of one of the contiguous United States. He’s still a man, he still has all the emotions that cause conflicts in his piers, and he is likely-like it or not-to act in a very human fashion by sulking, stalking off, or going hiking. Leave the man alone, he’s human, that’s more than can be said for numerous politicians all over the nation, especially on those on Capitol Hill.

In other news, Perez Hilton-okay is this news-got hit in the nose for uttering an ugly gay slur to a member of a rapper band. He’s suing; however, before he called the cops he took time to tweet on twitter, and make a web video. It was, we’re sure, a very emotionally charged 911 call with Perez worrying about the punch to his nose ruining his career as a blogger. There should be a warning label put on people like Perez Hilton, but what would it say? “Warning: This human barely viable.”

People like Hilton are the very reason that UFOs avoid contact with Earth’s atmosphere.

New ad campaigns in Mexico will read, “Go to the United States, get employed by a less than reputable contractor, fall off a roof, and bring back millions.” This after an illegal immigrant working for a contractor in New York fell off a roof and sustained serious injuries. Since the job was for less than $100,000 to the contractor, the taxpayer footed the bill for the injuries sustained and the illegal walked, limped, and hobbled away with a measly $5 million in change. Who says we’re not making progress?

Makes you want to shoot your alarm for waking you up to such trivial news, doesn’t it?

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3 Responses to “News: Governor takes a hike, Perez Hilton gets real rebuttal”

  1. dfallison 24 Jun 2009 at 9:23 am edit this

    Uhuh, North Carolina and South Carolina are two separate states. Don’t even know what I was thinking, because I read it and then typed in the wrong state. Oops!!

  2. Beckyon 24 Jun 2009 at 1:40 pm edit this

    everyone edits after publishing a few times in their lives…. you’re just human…

    I like your spin on all those topics…

  3. hatednationon 27 Jun 2009 at 4:16 am edit this

    I regularly want to shoot the alarm clock for what I wake up too…

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