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Sep 30 2009

Recognizing Villains v Disputing Good Guys

Published by dfallis under Humor, Living, News, Politics Edit This

It would seem that everyone is aware that the elections in Afghanistan were rigged, so why do we give credit to the newly elected official while denying the same amenity to the newly installed leader of Honduras?

Must be a trend for the New World Order to recognize the guys that were unlawfully elected while dictating policy and rejecting those who have gone through “due process” in their countries. My goodness, we’re just making strides in the improvement of world peace and harmony, aren’t we?

The Hondurans do not recognize their Constitution as a “living document” and followed it to the letter of the law when they ousted Zeleya, but the U S is reconsidering it’s stance on Afghanistan because their newly elected official is the result of voter fraud.

Voter fraud, isn’t that one of the charges in 22-contiguous states against ACORN…oh well, who can hold that against anyone?

The truth is that we do not know who the good guys are, but we make judgment calls on their existence. Now that might be something that perhaps Obama should address while making his apology tour, the sticking of our American noses in other country’s affairs. If we’re going to “dump and run” in Afghanistan, then we should recognize Roberto Micheletti as the official leader of Honduras…otherwise, do nothing and continue the fight but don’t leave our guys there until Obama has made up his mind about the “good war.”

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Sep 29 2009

Global Warming and Health Care: The pretense to save us from ourselves through health care and taxes

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If a frog farts in the rain forest, Al Gore will attempt to blame global warming and find a way to make millions off the gas…but we’re supposed to contribute to such ridiculous efforts because we pay taxes. If a drunken vagrant falls flats of his face in the streets of Los Angeles, he has a disease and it’s our fault, so we should contribute to his rehabilitation…does it matter if he’s already undergone a 12-step program? If the government cannot assume the cost of their spending by taking responsibility and acting to correct the problems, is it our fault? Probably, but if you are an uninsured individual after congress passes the Baucus Bill, you will be ordered to pay a fine, go to jail, and/or obtain medical insurance, because unlike the vagrant that has not worked in years and has lived off the system, you, as an employed individual, are responsible to this nation and government and must pay the consequences.

After years of ludicrous spending on illegal aliens, unemployed or never employed individuals, and porkulus projects, this administration is telling us that we must…nay, it is our responsibility as patriots to pay for something that we do not want. This is the rationale of the new administration. If you have never worked and are content to sit home on the sofa, eating popcorn and drinking soft drinks while others work, you are not expected to act in any fashion that would indicate that you take responsibility for yourself or your actions. However, working men and women across this nation will be fined or jailed, and ordered to obtain medical insurance because they have chosen their whole lives to be responsible. Most do not know anything about the soap opera lives of those they have supported for years, and a good many have not had a vacation in years, but they will march to the tune of the new administration, or they will pay…think about!

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Sep 29 2009

Illegal Aliens: The broken system and health care reform

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According to Sheila Jackson Lee (D, Texas), we need to ensure that all people within our boundaries pay for health insurance, including the illegal aliens. She sites the broken system as the reason that we should consider including people who are not residents and that do not pay taxes to our government. They don’t belong here, but Ms. Lee and 27 Democrats don’t see that as a problem.

Our “supposed” representatives in the senate and the house seem to be able to hear the voice of the illegal aliens while ignoring the voice of Americans. We’re obviously speaking the wrong language; perhaps we should learn Spanish so that they will hear our voice telling them that we don’t want this financially burdensome, ill-thought, hash’af-written, and over-bearing reform bill. The immigration system “is” broken, and guess who broke it; the senators and representatives. They will not allow the law to be enforced; therefore, we have a hoard of non-English speaking, illegal aliens sucking up every dime we pay in taxes and our government representatives aiding them in their illegal activity…poor illegals?

Pelosi’s real sympathies are not for those who are abused by a system that utilizes the illegals, but with the plight of her husband’s tuna company that likely employees the “poor illegals.” Couple that with the 32 more seats California would get in the house if illegals were made legal, and you have a recipe that will burn up in the pot; the melting pot.

Congress is proposing to borrow from Medicare-it’s billions in debt-to pay for another government run health system, and we’re supposed to feel obligated because illegals have poured across the Rio Grande faster than the Rio flows to the ocean. The obligations that my husband and I feel is to the family we have, all of whom are legal citizens of the United States and none who speak a language that requires an interpreter…well, possibly the 3-year-old granddaughter, but that’s the age and not the origin.

It’s possible that illegal immigration is responsible for the gang in the senate; can we prove they are Americans? Pretty sure Sheila Jackson Lee is a transplant from another state in the union, because Texans rarely screw each other over.

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Sep 28 2009

Obama Policy Making: School children quiver and thugs boost missile programs

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If there is anyone out there who believes that talking bad to the thuggie-dictators will make them cry, apologize for bad behavior, and/or empty their nuclear facilities, please raise your hand. Much to the contrary, Iran launched it’s longest-range missile on Monday to show the world that they are prepared to defeat any nation, or at least die, with their boots on.

Obama has bragged that if he is given 5 minutes alone with anyone, he will be able to talk them into seeing things from his perspective. While he has done little to discourage world thugs, the news of  more time in school and less time for summer vacation has likely frightened small school children. His certainty that American children need to keep up with the changing world and only more time in school will do this, plus we would have the added advantage of keeping children off the streets, is at-best misguided. The children that truly want to learn have always done so throughout their summer vacations, while truancy is not deterred by longer school months. The kids that don’t want to go to school now, will simply have more days of absence if the school year is extended.

Obama’s policy making initiatives have proven themselves to be full of holes like the Titanic idea that you can force Americans to want what you want, because you believe it is in their best interest and because you know that it is in the government’s best interest. In fact, the more Obama talks, the less he accomplishes…boredom and mistrust become the fashion for over-talked and over-viewed presidents.

Iran is not listening to idle threats, or shivering from the thunder of Obama’s voice, and the only thing too-date that his initiatives have accomplished is the bankrupting of a once proud and powerful nation. To attempt demoralization tactics against known thugs is ludicrous, since known thugs have no morals only agendas of destruction and destructive behavior. While Ahmadinejad is laughing at “strong words and weak policies,” school children across the nation will go to bed with the added of worry of missing out on the summer fun they had before the Obamanation of this administration. Great going Barack, now that you have scared school children what’s next; taking baby’s rattles and pacifiers?

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Sep 27 2009

Anatomy of a Nation: Ignorance runs rampant

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You’ve met them, the people that hate to read. It explains a lot too, especially when you meet them as a wrecker is removing their vehicle from a field at a sharp curve that was well marked. For those that hate to read but love to look at pictures, the government made signs with pictures on them…the car swerving left and right is there to show you that there is a sharp bend ahead. The teapot dress is on the door of some restrooms to tell you that this is the room for women to utilize for purposes better left discussed between the woman and her doctor. And my favorite, the jumping deer on signs all across the south indicating that deer make a habit of utilizing public highways as access for their daily travels, generally, to get from where they slept to where they intend to eat. Occasionally, they should add a farmer with pitchfork in hand who is somewhat ticked off at the jumping deer for eating his corn…but that’s another discussion.

Not too very long ago, I encountered a man who was very supportive of Obama’s health care reform. He was certain that Obama was on the right track, and yet, he had not read the bill that has been posted for months on the government web page. I, on the other hand, have read more of the bill than most of our senators and representatives, and remain against this push to nationalized health. Now, with the Democrats revamping the latest of these epic bills while denying a waiting period for anyone to read it or CBO estimates to be made, I’m more against this one than the other manuscripts produced in congress under the guise of helping the American people to obtain a better standard of medical care. So, I recommend that congress supply pictures of each passage in this new monster. It should not be too difficult for an artist to doodle a figure of a man, woman, or child, bent over with a gigantic syringe shoved in their nether regions.

It’s remarkable that people buy a can of corn because that was what the picture on the can said it was, but they get home to find out it’s hominy…Geesh, read and know.

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Sep 26 2009

McCain, Clinton, and Obama: Who would be worse?

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There is a large blow concerning comments that Glenn Beck made about John McCain; that he would have been worse than Barrack Obama. The sad facts are that none of the three were a good or even a satisfactory choice to hold the office of president. Obama’s socialist agenda combined with his lack of experience is proving to be his worst enemy with public opinion. Americans do not want socialism, as most older Americans are aware that the existence of a socialized country is much different than the concept-some will lead and the rest will work to support the needs of the leaders (superimpose elitist if you wish). All of which will be redundant if Iran does not back down from its “World Dominance” policy. A third World War will sufficiently lay waste to all the progressive, socialist, and democratic, agendas.

Hillary Clinton, a progressive/socialist herself, would have forwarded the agenda that Obama is working towards. John McCain would have socialized medicine; however, he would not have men in Afghanistan waiting for troops that may never arrive. Congress does not want to spend more money on the war in Afghanistan; they want to pass socialized medicine so that the government can have a stranglehold on the people. In Texas, we have a battle cry, “Remember the Alamo,” because brave men stood their ground waiting for troops that never arrived because of bureaucratic bullshit. Obama started the war for political gain, and now he has men sitting in dung heaps in Afghanistan waiting for help that congress does not want to send. When I hear liberal idiots drooling over how Bush got troops to Iraq, I want to puke. You do not send men into a war that you have no idea how to win, and no intentions of finishing.

Clinton would not have sent troops to Afghanistan, in the first place, because the Clinton agenda has always been take the credit and let everyone else do the work. Two of the best things that have happened in the last half decade, were the deaths of Hussein and Arafat because it removed two ruling terrorist from power. These men, along with Qadaffi, were leaders in the Black September movement. They came to power through the deaths and destruction of innocents.

Why does Israel act as though they are always on defensive? Because they have always had to be on the defensive, and their leader would have made a more appropriate leader for the United States than anything we had to chose from in 2008.

John McCain cannot stay the course in politics. His wishy-washy politics have been a certainty throughout his career. In the end, the people of the United States should pray with all they hold holy that we are not involved in a third world war, because there are no men in this government capable of leading us to any sense of victory. Although with today’s technology, there are no winners in a war.

Mark Lamont Hill, Columbia University professor, avows that Ahmadinejad is not crazy enough to destroy the world. Mr. Hill grow up, think Hitler. The man is a certifiable nut-job, and he believes he is the “chosen one.” Ahmadinejad will take us all to hell with him, just to prove his power. The situation we find ourselves in will not be resolved by who should have or whom should not have won the race in 2008, but by finding the one rational and intelligent man who lacks the ego to need approval, and who holds the intelligence-gained through experience-to lead this nation during a time of war. Any arguments to the contrary are futile, as this nation faces problems that our politicians are ill equipped to handle.

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Sep 26 2009

Anti Capitalism Protestors: Media under-covered

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The ACLU did not show up on the mall to object to the public prayers of an un-estimated, but closely figured 3-5000 Muslim, in Washington D. C. yesterday. The ACLU is only concerned if the prayers being held in public places are those of Protestant Americans. Remember the educators facing criminal charges for saying a prayer over their meal?

Obama gave good speech and “strong” words to the news of a second Iranian nuclear site, while Gordon Brown simply stated, “enough already.” Strong words will not deter the hounds of hell from nuclear war, and sanctions have not worked, but according to Obama we must talk to these mutts and make them understand…good luck with that.

As the UN gathering moved their talks to the G-20 summit, protestors made their way to Pittsburg and in a “not-too” peaceful fashion. MSNBC did mention it and they showed a picture of protestors, but they were not the “greenies” and PETA that appeared in the photo…no, it was a picture of protestors from the peaceful protest in Washington D.C. My guess is that MSNBC, having committed itself to be a White House subsidiary, didn’t want to tick off the boss by showing the riot-like protestors for the group they really were. During this protest, 66 people got arrested for violations and vandalism…there were a lot of broken windows in Pittsburg. Shame on those greenies and PETA loving pets.

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Sep 25 2009

James O’Keefe: We’re not all 3 feet tall

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You might or might not recognize the name James O’Keefe, but you’re sure to remember it after this weekend. The interview between Chris Wallace and O’Keefe will air Sunday, and it is from a meeting between the men that “We’re not all 3 feet tall” comes.

While discussing the upcoming interview with Sheppard Smith, Mr. Wallace related a tale about Mr. O’Keefe during his college years at Rutger’s University. Mr. O’Keefe having grown tired of his classmate’s political correctness went to the dean of the university and complained about Lucky Charms cereal on the menu. He noted to the dean that Irishmen are not all 3 feet tall with bright red hair. The dean promptly removed the cereal from the menu.

James O’Keefe is the young man who filmed the ACORN videos, posing as a pimp. The interview is certain to be a classic. Personally, being predominantly Irish, I’m planning to watch Fox News Sunday morning.

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Sep 25 2009

UN Speeches: Embarrassment, Insults, and Mania

While Obama patted himself on the back, praised the stupidity of some governments, and clearly thought he was the most educated, eloquent, and dignified of the leaders, Netanyahu was the most poised and dignified of the gathered speakers. To those of us that actually watched the drama unfolding at the UN this week, it was difficult to keep the bile in our stomachs as we heard the words of Qadaffi, Ahmadinejad, and last but certainly no less insulting, Chavez. One of the interpreters for Qadaffi fell out in the last 20 minutes and had to be replaced due to his long-winded, feeble-minded speech. The interpreter for Chavez got a chuckle as the dictator insulted the previous president-as though the insults of a world-renowned skunk have any potency in politics. However, amid the crazies came the one speaking voice that portrayed a man of grace, dignity, and defiance in the face of the scurrilous hoard gathered at the Un; Netanyahu.

Prime Minister Netanyahu, without raising voice, finger, or brow, quietly stated what many Americans have thought for years; that the UN is filled with would-be tyrants that have less-than a dog’s culpability for their sins. Many did walk out on Ahmadinejad’s rambling speech that presumed to re-write history and disgrace the nations that have stood for liberty and justice, but for those that did not have the “good sense” or “state-of-mind” to walk out, Netanyahu had strong words that he expressed with dignity. It’s a rare event when one dignitary has the responsibility to put other heads of state in their place, but the Prime Minister performed this task well. It is a shame that the “so-called” leader of the free world did not have the cajones to do it himself, but this is not something that red-blooded Americans have come to expect from this administration.

The mess that has been the UN this week has been a showing of true freedom lovers pitted against the dogs of this world. Unfortunately, we “the American people” have not had a decent representation of the morals and values we hold. Our representative-and it is hoped that the world knows this-has been the egotistical, self-serving, would-be thuggie-dictator; Obama. Perhaps the UN should issue collars for the dogs, and leashes for the men capable of leading our countries to greatness, so that the world can decipher the good guys from the self-serving bass-turds of the universe.

A couple of questions; 1: Are you proud of the dignity and disgrace of the man Chavez, Mr. Stone, and 2: You’ve been blowing and going for years Ms. Streisand, where are you now? Perhaps Ms. Streisand is rethinking her moral obligation to the Liberal-Marxist of Hollywood.

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Sep 24 2009

Qadaffi’s Praise: Obama for life

I can only imagine how proud it must have made some Americans feel when Qadaffi praised Obama and hoped that he could stay “in power” for life. To cap this all off, the print media labeled Qadaffi and Ahmadinejad’s speeches as the “Mad Men.” If you listened to any of either speech yesterday, your mind whirled at the belligerence, the madness, and the praised heaped upon the United States for all the wrong we have done in the world, and our brilliance at having elected a yellow-boned, weak-kneed, and spineless creature to serve as leader of this nation. Obama having taken complete credit for everything good about America and having made the apology tour seem like a “sweet dream,” left the stage to “good ole boy” Qadaffi.

While Ahmadinejad rambled down a path that included the mockery of an imagined Holocaust, Qadaffi re-wrote our historical events and prattled on for an hour and a half, at one point throwing his notes away. Our very own wanker-n-chief had only mentioned the passing of a bad government into his immensely capable hands, and how well he has re-shaped this nation making us standout as a greater power of equivalency in the world. In 9-months this man has managed to take us from one of the most powerful and respected nations, to an underdog on a level with third world countries, heaped praise and financial assistance on thuggie dictators, bankrupt our federal reserve, empowered unknown amounts of human disasters with the ability to lead us into turmoil, and become the “fair-haired child” of Africa for the mad men of terrorist countries. Afghanistan-the good war-has become a thorn in his side, so he waits, as did Crockett, Bowie, and Travis at the Alamo, for all to be lost.

If Obama were Bush, Clinton, or little Bush, he would have already been brought up on charges of Treason, and impeached by the body of the senate, so why is this man allowed to lay waste to our country, endanger our servicemen, and aide thuggie dictators in the demoralization of their countries? If it’s all about being black and being a great orator, then why not *James Earl Jones, he has the greatest voice of our time, he is dignified and humble, and probably has as much political experience as Obama. Somehow, I doubt that it has anything to do with the color Obama’s skin, and everything to do with the puppet masters in congress. Obama may be arrogant enough to assume responsibility of the mess that has been made of this country, but will he be willing to take the charges that will arise from treasonous actions and die like a man? Frankly, if I were he, I would roll on the congressional participants who have really mastermind this disaster, Ms. Pelosi, Harry Reid, Barney Frank, and the lofty elitist who deserve the punishment.

*James Earl Jones: The Hunt for Red October, Field of Dreams, Shakespearean actor, and the greatest speaking voice of our time.

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